What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...