What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...