What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...