What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.