What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Capitalist Jokes More Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento