What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Capitalist Jokes More Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.