They are both controlled by little green men.
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They do Yoda.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
He knows where the naughty girls live.
A raise in *celery*.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Because there's not mushroom!
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
an airbroosh
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
Cancer.
She replied: "with scissors of course."
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
A: The food tastes funny.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
