What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)