What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer