What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki