A: Because it was a total rip-off.
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
Purr-tuguese
Papal
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
A: You skip across the flat ones.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
