How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it