How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !