How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.