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More guns!
The former has a cunning array of stunts
More guns.
A: More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A screwdriver
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
About 204 days.
Because it's Homo.
a retarded gorilla
A Sandy Hook survivor
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
