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More guns!
The former has a cunning array of stunts
More guns.
A: More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
RICE-IS
Because 7, 10, 11!
The execution
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
A circus has a cunning array of stunts
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
It's 8:00 somewhere!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Lost
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
The circus has a cunning array of stunts.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because they keep stealing all the green cards.
