What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.