What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!