What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.