What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.