What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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She pulled her pants up.

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Because it was accidental.

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Fill 'er up!"

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Because he kisses his mother with that mouth