Why does Oedipus hate to swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.