Why does Oedipus hate to swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing