How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette