How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette