How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)