What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore?

I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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Guacomole.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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Same middle name!

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.