What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore?

I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.