What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore?

I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

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A dead baby.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Hit the road, Jack.

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Jack

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They are both whitish and have layers

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I cry when I chop an onion.

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The same middle name.

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Jack The Ripper

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Jock the stripper.

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.