What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore?

I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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Its axle rose.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

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What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.