Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.