What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.