What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!