What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call a French pole vaulter?

A Leap Frog

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors