What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG