What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Chinese Tourist Jokes More Chinese Tourist Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.