What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.