What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ