What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.