What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ