What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.