What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....