What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.