What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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You're two shellfish."

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.