What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....