What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus