Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.