Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!