Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....