Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you