An ATM machine
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Fluoride and the Machine
It twerked.
The ATM
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
I'm tired of doing stuff.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
A row bot.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Wednesday
After a week he was spotless !
You pay for the pizza.
Drummers
Down's in the dumps
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
I want my quarter back!
A baby in the microwave :)
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
loading...
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after