What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.