A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
One of them makes sense!
The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Her mother leaves.
Make me one with everything."
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
A flat back four!
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Motorist: I was only following orders.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Pessimist Prime
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
A washing machine
for 2 weeks.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
