What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.