Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
They are for those who don't drink!
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Horseradish
Blon-D
So the dishwasher matches the stove.