Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)