Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
The D is silent.
