Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.