What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.