What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady