Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Dolly.

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A search and SEIZURE

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Lamp post

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They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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