What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know