What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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Throw in your laundry.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat