How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR