How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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