What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

White Woman Jokes More White Woman Jokes

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.