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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.