Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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How did NASCAR get that name?

Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)