Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.