What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.