What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.