What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants