What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants