Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam