What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.