What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.