Because they can't count to
Pregnant.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.