Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"