Because they can't count to
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
2-pop
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Trinary
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.