Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.