Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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He didn't have the guts

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...