Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...