Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving