How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!