How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Previous Random Joke Next

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!