How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.