What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.