What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...