How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic?

You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.

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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()