How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....