How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends .

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.