How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends .

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"