How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".