How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.