What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!