What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.